Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
cupcakesandyuengling: Q: What’s the difference between an art major and a pizza? A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
americanonline: americanonline: look at how frickin content this snail is with his little stick i think we all need to calm down and look at this snail again
nighttimes for dreams so drink up buddy
verifyvanity: death sticks drip from rich young lips white jeans tight jeans fucking with my mind jeans arms that drape and smiles burn, bottles clink drink up kids you’ll be old one day blur your mind while its still sharp distort reality while it still has potential there’s whitecaps in the lake snow in may and smoke in my hair and im gonna be old before i die yolo is stupid carpe diem is...